May 2012
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via dirtyatmosphere)
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
me at night: I'm going to try so hard at school from now on. I'll finish my assignments and study every night because it will make exams so much easier. I'll also spend more time with my family and less time on the internet in my room. I'll eat healthier and exercise regularly. I will be a better person, and give more than i take. I will treat every day like it's my last because you only live once. I will live a greater life.
me the next morning: fuck that shit
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
